mlem classic mug

MLEM—that gloriously sleepy lip smack dogs do when they’re full, flopped on their side, and deeply unbothered. Droopy eyes, crossed paws, and zero interest in following commands, because selective hearing is fully activated. It’s the canine version of, “Not my problem,” and honestly, the vibe is unmatched. Kind of like when your client drops a Monday 8am deadline on you at 3pm Friday... and all you can do is sip and mlem in peace.